It’s episode two of Binge Original Series FBoy Island Australia, and after episode numero uno ended on a cliffhanger, it was time to see whether Grand High FBoy (GHFB) Caleb or sweet, sweet Nick were about to be kicked to the curb.
The first ep ended with male entertainer Sean ready to speak up about GHFB’s bulls**t response to Molly being cheated on and now we get to see the fall-out.
After Sean says his peace, Molly is more confused than ever; however, in a shock elimination twist, she ends up sending our sweet, sweet Nick home.
After both “who tf is Angin” and Nick reveal they are “nice guys”, mullet Eric announces he is indeed an “FBoy”. Upon leaving the villa, Angin and Nick ride off in a limo…while Eric, is treated to a plebby buggy ride on a push-bike.
Mullet Eric ends up in “Limbro”, a makeshift cage on the beach where host Abbie Chatfield greets him.
“Hello Eric, I’ve been waiting for you,” she says, to which he responds: “OK”.
Limbro is “purgatory for FBoys” and gives the eliminated children a chance to improve themselves by camping out in the middle of nowhere.
Cory and Darcy’s rivalry continues and there’s a group date of Capture the Flag
Meanwhile, back at the flaccid d**k villa, the battle for Ziara’s heart rages on between pro-Bballer Cory and #dadshoes Darcy, who you might remember from episode one as the idiots who had to be separated by producers.
However, Ziara’s romantic interests extend beyond the two, as she also sets her sights on “hot name” Izaya.
Then, during the first group date, all the boys must prove themselves in a game of Capture the Flag – or as the locals call it, “Hurting for a Squirting”.
The challenge? Da boiz must protect the ladies at all costs.
Ziara, Molly and Sophie pick their teams with GHFB Caleb being chosen last, which is f**king funny and ironic, really….
The game is a wild and chaotic affair, culminating in laughter and a rainbow of paint covering everyone…except for Ziara’s face, which means that her team was victorious!
The Mixer
Once everyone was sparkling clean — just like their teeth after this show ends — peroxide Justin steals some alone time with Sophie at the mixer, with sparks flying from the very beginning.
Sophie and Justin mack on — something she hasn’t done in a loooong time; however, some painter called Nico becomes suspicious of Justin’s intentions, especially since he told them he “doesn’t like none of them, girls”.
Meanwhile, things got romantic between Ziara and “hot name” Izaya during their one-on-one, and Molly finds herself drawn to Sean’s chivalrous actions. But when flame emoji-throwing Benny overhears some parts of their conversation, things take a turn for the worse when he calls him out for being a dog to the bros and chaos ensues.
Sophie then tells Benny off for his red flag behaviour, admitting that she liked him because he was funny, but now she’s not so sure.
By the end of the mixer, the ladies have chosen three men to go on a date with. Sophie chooses peroxide Justin, Ziara chooses… Cory (huh?!) and Molly picks Sean.
The single dates are based on ICONIC reality TV dates
The next day, it’s date time and Abbie reveals that the pairings will be going on dates inspired by some of the most iconic reality TV dates to ever date.
Molly and Sean are given the task of engaging in the world’s longest TV kiss, while Sophie and Justin get dirty with pottery and then… in the most unfortunate of news, Ziara and Cory hop into a chocolate bath — which should have been left on The Bachelor in 2018.
The Elimination
As the time for elimination came, all of da boiz were clearly quite nervous but the women… were not.
TBH, we’re still pretty unclear why the ladies sit there looking like they are about to send someone to the gallows, but we digress.
Finally, it was time to decide “who was still in play and who would be left playing with themselves”. (LOL, Abbie!)
Sophie was up first with her bottom two. She picked who TF is Ryan (because “this is the first time I’ve heard you speak”) and flame emoji throwing Benny because he was “argumentative”.
Ziara chose cheerleader Eden, who, even though he looks about 18, has been out of the dating scene “for a long time” becoming hella emotional. She also chose #dadshoes Darcy.
“I’m attracted to FBoys and I’m attracted to you,” she says to D-Man. “So, if you put two and two together…”
Finally, Molly chose Taco Tuesday Mikey and Joey, peroxide Justin’s IRL bro, whom she promptly gets rid of.
While it’s been precisely 24 hours, peroxide Justin loses his mind and takes a minute away from the group to…cry.
“Youse are all duds,” he says and WHAT. IS. HAPPENING?
Sophie kicks cheerleader Eden to the curb and Ziara says goodbye to who TF is Ryan.
Unfortunately, Eden and Ryan were both “nice guys” but Joey? An a-grade “FBoy!”
Well, well, well….
FBoy Island Australia 2023 is streaming now on Binge.
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