Well folks, here we are. It’s episode one of Binge Original Series FBoy Island Australia which means it’s time to sit back and relax and get ready to judge 24 men from the comfort of your own home.
By far the most relatable part of this show will be watching the women try their darndest to separate the weeds from the flowers, which, in IRL is f**king hard.
But, in this series, everyone is an FBoy until proven innocent and our leading ladies — Molly O’Halloran, Sophie Blackley and Ziara Rae — will have to decipher who is in it for the cold hard cash and who is, for all intents and purposes on this show, a “nice guy”.
So, with that let’s dive straight in!
Introducing FBoy Island
We begin with a definition of the term FBoy.
- A player
- Hopelessly charming and endlessly selfish
- Must be stopped
Lol. No truer words have ever been spoken!
While host Abbie Chatfield’s voiceover plays, men frolic in the water, giving us a taste of the absolute debauchery we’re about to witness; before we are introduced to the girls.
Molly has been royally screwed over in the past and is here to “call out shi**y behaviour”, while Sophie hasn’t had sex in two whole years. Ziara on the other hand, only ever attracts f**kboys, so obviously, this is going to turn out great!
As the 24 men descend on the island straight from their day jobs of GTL (Gym, Tan, Laundry) while drenched in Lynx Africa; one guy has already earned himself the title of the biggest f**kboy to ever f**ckboy…. we shall call him Grand High FBoy (GHFB)!
Another guy is tattooed up, complete with one on his face, and claims that he’s “very successful” with the ladies, while another just loves love, y’all!
The guys arrive at the “sick” villa
The guys arrive at the villa “ready to kill it”, we’re one exclaims, “This is sick” before we’re introduced to cheerleader Eden, who says he’s here to “win love”. Cool.
Dreamy brown-eyed bae, carpenter Joshy, is ready to “meet a nice girl” but the others? They’re just in it for the bros.
US pro basketballer Cory sees no competition around him (“They’re just young, dumb and full of c*m”) and content creator Lakshya has zero qualms about calling out the smell of fake tan and testosterone…
And then there’s personal trainer Caleb from the US. The aforementioned Grand High FBoy who has already claimed the title of “get him off this show immediately”. He just wants the money and ain’t afraid to play for it.
“I would choose the bag dawg and run.” CHARMING.
Abbie Chatfield introduces Molly, Sophie and Ziara
The irony is not lost on us when Abbie arrives wearing a peacock top before DJ Sophie a.k.a “I’ve not had sex in two years” is introduced to da boiz.
“Holy f**k, she is smoking!”, between jobs Mitch says before UK Benny — also a DJ — throws “fire emojis” everywhere.
Sophie admits that all the men “catch her eye” (which is concerning for a number of reasons); however, singles out Justin who is obviously such a Fboy that he basically screams it.
Up next is Ziara, who struts the platform like she’s modelling for Gucci and the guys lose their collective sh**.
Emergency officer Darcy thinks Rihanna has been cast, but, since Binge doesn’t have that type of budget, he’ll just have to settle for Ziara, while Cory has fallen in love, booked the wedding venue and has named all three of their kids.
Ziara admits that “red flag central” is her type and likes the look of “hot name” Izayah before Molly arrives, adamant she’s not going to be f**cked over once more. LOL.
Then we meet sweet, sweet, construction manager Nick who is just so damn cute, we want to squeeze him. He’s already got “butterflies” which means, he’s definitely not winning this show. And like any perfect intro to a Stage 5 clinger, he is backed by rousing violins while he just…stares. For a long time.
Molly, who seems to be the only one with 20/20 vision, says the guys “could be alright”, and if she finds love from this, we’ll be very surprised.
The Meat Gala
Abbie reveals the $50k grand prize before announcing “The Meat Gala”, where the three girls have two wristbands each to give to the guys they deem suitable to be in a situationship with whom they’re “vibing” with.
Molly chooses Grand High FBoy Caleb as well as sweet, sweet Nick, Ziara chooses “hot name” Izayah and pro-Bballer Cory while Sophie chooses brown-eyed Joshy and… Caleb. Ugh. Grrrrrl.
“If you’re an FBoy, then you’ve got to have some game. Coming out chest out, I know what I’m doing,” he says. “I’ll play the game and slither through…”
After the “wristys” were given out and the guys found out they were living in a “flaccid di**”, Abbie reveals that the first elimination would be taking place the next day.
Nighttime at The Meat Gala
The women, it turned out, were being treated like royalty and were in fact not living in a flaccid penis. Instead, they were treated to a luxury villa with a pool. Meanwhile, the guys were surrounded by “d**ks”… and also a ton of pee pee paraphernalia.
After Nick admitted he just “loves love”, the girls focused their attention on Grand High FBoy Caleb and whether or not they thought he was one.
The girls, alongside Abbie, decide on a game plan which was to “trick” the FBoys, which will probably prove supremely difficult since these men are masters of manipulation…
Back at da Boiz’ villa, accountant Mikey is displeased by the ratio of “sausages” to “taco”, while the others drank probably water, cheering their glasses.
When the ladies arrive, fire emoji throwing Benny is thrilled to see them, as are the others who pounce on the women like they’re on heat. Vlogger Clay called it “pulling out all the strings” and babe, that’s not how the saying goes.
Sophie chatted to Mitch, whose second red flag was moving from a small country town to the Gold Coast before he casually admitted his favourite pastime was partying. Fab.
Ziara then spent some QT with Cory, who said he was “100 like an emoji” and looking for love (Lol) before she chatted with Darcy. Cory, who had just finished his time with her, was hella jelly and uh oh. RED FLAG.
Caleb spins a hectic yarn and Molly reveals what really happened with her fiancé
Darcy pulled out the Rihanna card again before Grand High FBoy took his opportunity to chat with Molly. When she asked him about getting two wristys, we cut to him dancing like a d**ckhead, parading them around.
He then tells Molly he has six sisters and this taught him how to respect women…
“I want to cherish and be good to women… that’s what they want to hear,” he later tells the cameras. NOPE.
Molly then drops the bombshell that her fiancé cheated on her with an escort, four hours after she had slept with him. Not only that, she found them together in his office and the escort was bent over his desk.
Caleb talks to Ziara while the girls choose their first dates
Grand High FBoy then sets his sights on Sophie and he pretends to GAF which really “confuses” her.
Sweet sweet Nick tells Molly she is “beautiful”, before some mullet called Eric introduces himself to Sophie as George.
Picking an opportune moment, GHFB pounces on Ziara…and she loves it.
“I’m thinking he would be a nice guy on the streets and FBoy in the sheets,” she says before he admits to the cameras that he only likes her “for the show”. When the girls reconvene on a garden bench, they talk about him.
“You’d have to be a really f**ked up f**k boy to talk about your sisters and mum,” Sophie says. HAHAHA. Oh, Sophie. Unfortunately, Ziara is into it and Molly says she can have him.
When it comes to picking their dates, Sophie chooses brown-eyed guy Joshy because he was the “class clown” while Molly chooses Nick, because he leaves her “breathless”, and he is literally deceased from the romance.
“I get to be myself and I don’t have to bat off other guys,” he says. LOL!
Ziara chooses Darcy and Cory literally wants to throw punches at the “Johnny Bravo knock-off”.
The First Dates and GHFB Caleb is called out
The next day, da boiz struggle with remembering Ziara’s name, although, she shouldn’t take it too personally because they call Darcy #dadshoes…
Meanwhile, sweet, sweet Nick and Molly are on some camels wearing truly the most heinous helmets. They dismount the animals and arrive at a picnic blanket.
Molly thinks Nick is really “sweet” and they share a kiss…until he delivers the ultimate FBoy line: “Bros before hoes”. FML.
Back at da boiz villa, they’re lapping up their free holiday.
Cory then drops the bombshell that GHFB Caleb has essentially blamed Molly for being cheated on. According to Cory, he said the “reason that stuff happens to her is that she ain’t got no good pu**y”.
The boys are furious and summon Caleb for a showdown. GHFB tries to justify his actions but to no avail; and male entertainer Sean won’t let him off the hook, insisting that Molly be informed.
Sophie and brown-eyed Joshy chat about their shared family values and things heat up when Sophie discloses she’s been celibate for two long years.
Joshy’s patiently hoping to end the dry spell and Sophie’s feeling like he just might fit the bill. All in, Sophie thinks he could be a real catch.
Ziara’s outing with Darcy kicks off with a strong physical attraction. While she fancies Darcy, she’s a magnet for FBoys and has her guard up.
Meanwhile, Cory is envious that someone like #dadshoes Darcy got picked for the date over him. As we return to the rendezvous, Darcy wins over Ziara, convincing her he’s no FBoy, culminating in a smooch.
Once Darcy is back in the retreat, Cory’s jealousy boils over upon hearing of the kiss, prompting him to throw Darcy out of their shared room. Tensions rise and the producers are forced to step in!
The Elimination
At sundown, the game of elimination begins with Molly, Sophie, and Ziara entering looking stern.
Sophie puts forward between jobs Mitch and some dude called Angin who we never saw, not even once.
Ziara brings mullet Eric and Clay forward, before Molly shocks everyone by nominating Caleb and – wait for it – Nick!
Da nominated boiz then start pleading their case to stay, but it’s Angin and Eric who finally get kicked to to the curb; however, just before Molly could announce another verdict, male entertainer Sean intervenes.
He’s sceptical about Nick escaping the chopping block while Caleb’s wrongdoing could go unnoticed. He puts his hand up and tells Abbie that he needs to tell Molly something…
FBoy Island Australia is streaming now on Binge.
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