Goodness, gracious! The Bachelor Australia 2023 certainly came to play during its premiere on January 9 and now Bella Johnson is set to spice it up even more!
During the premiere, we were blessed with an erection on prime time TV (ahem, Felix Von Hofe), a plastic vagina named Sophie who gave birth to a plastic baby and a brutal rejection which saw Jed McIntosh lose his actual sh*t in mopey frustration.
Speaking of Jed, during tonight’s episode, Bella (one of his ladies) will blesse us with an x-rated confession!
In case you’ve forgotten who she is, this firecracker took the drummer to a tattoo parlour on their first date… not intense at all!
This year, instead of cocktail parties in the garden, the women have been blessed with “penthouse parties”, and frankly, what a welcome addition!
“So I walk into the Bach pad… and there’s a f*cking pool inside? Then I notice that there’s actually an oyster bar,” Bella says with excitement.
“There’s three things I love in my life: Champagne, d*ck, oysters. All of it is in the room.
“Whatever happens today, I think it’s brilliant.”
Who is Bella Johnston on The Bachelors Australia 2023?
According to her offical channel 10 bio, Bella is still single because she “chooses to be”.
In fact, Bella’s parents taught her that, when it comes to love, she should always trust her gut.
In the relo department, the 27-year-old from NSW has had a few failed relationships and admitted it’s completely “on brand” for her to apply for The Bachelors.
“I am passionate, I am hilarious, I am full of energy and love making plans!” she said.
“It would be amazing if I had a partner to do it with, but also not the end of the world if I don’t. Also, I am an absolutely incredible cook. But I’m not into gender roles so he’d have to do all the washing up.”
We just love her!