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erin.greenaway

Journalist

erin.greenaway

Erin was born on the hood of a racecar, under the light of the same full moon that she would later learn is hollow and filled with Nazis. She skyrocketed to stardom and was known to have spent several passionate evenings with President John F. Kennedy prior to his sudden resignation. She has punched upwards of 300 sharks, but hopes to improve that number in coming years.

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